Tonight’s Captioning Topic Is…

Pop culture! And who better to celebrate that with than the Red Queen of Inscrutable Weirdness, Lady GaGa.

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She’s making a speech here, she’s got somethin’ really important to say, and I’m sure you know just what that something is…so Caption That!

*** This week’s Caption Contest prize is really special, so … may the odds be evah in your favor! ***

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“You may call it ‘nonsense’ if you like, but I’ve heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

I will f*ck you hard-like a teacher.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

I’d just like to thank the Tsarnaev brothers for this wonderful award!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“This farking costume looks like a reject from ‘Lost In Space’; even the giant freaking carrot one was better!”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Starring in the next remake of Stephen King’s Carrie…

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sven and Jerry --

You are very wrong gerbils…and it’s so right.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

On the other hand, Brother Fatwa, have you ever heard right gerbils?

Is that really the phenom that goes by Lady Gaga? Dont know a single song of hers.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Gimme Red!Red! I want red, there’s no substitute for red.
Red!Red! Paint it red, green ain’t mean compared to red.
You don’t know what it does to me,
My crimson sin intensity
I’m haunted by the mystery,
The mystery of red.
Red knocks ’em dead,
Some like it hot, I like it red.
Red is my lover, got it covered

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Nothing like an inside out Gaga to make you go gaga.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“This gizmo looks like an alto sax made from a hole saw bit.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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The Masque of Teh Red Doof.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Heh. Winner.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Thank you for this lovely Capodimonte statue!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

When facelifts go horribly wrong….

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

My bacon dress was at the cleaners.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Cool. She should tour in some Muslim country.

It is quite disappointing what passes for talent today.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Dont know a single song of hers.

Check YouTube; even I won’t embed one of her videos.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Pass.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Of course I voted for Barack Obama.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Nancy Pelosi accepts the award for best face-lift in congress.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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What happens when “Project Runway” contestants are asked to design a “fashion forward” cassock.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

For Halloween, Lady Gaga dressed up as a used tampon and won first prize at the MTV awards!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

You want me-you know you really really want me.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Zombie -- brains, brains, brains.

Lady Gaga -- you will starve!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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What happened when the gym scene in “Carrie” accidentally used frozen pig’s blood.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

“I stand in solidarity with all my Muslim sisters who are forced to wear burkas by a misogynistic society.”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Lady Gaga performing AC/DC’s If you Want Blood, You Got It.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

She was even the guest star on the Simpson’s.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

OK, I lasted 90 seconds. That was awful.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I hope you’re referring to the video, IYKWIMAITTYD

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

90 seconds. That’s like a marathon to Jerry.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Paddy!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Hi, Fatwa!
Hi, Sven!
Hi, Jerrie!
Did you really have to, Brenda?

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

In what order is that!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Bell curve.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Unfortunately for the audience, no one told her that only the veil was to be made of lace.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Don’t have a cow man. It’s a bloody Bart Simpson.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Did you really have to, Brenda?

Guess she’s feeling better.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Well we all know what that means.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Introducing the all new Fleshlight…now with teeth!!1!!!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Manners. Good evening, everyone.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

The Queen of the Rhubarb Festival gives her acceptance speech.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

I am going to kill my agent for pairing me with this nut bag.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

What a really super, inventive, cool outfit, said no one.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

I already said hey to Fatwa today…

Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Accepting the award on behalf of Dr. Kermit Gosnell, who couldn’t be here this evening…

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

I already said hey to Fatwa today

Well, I hope that was all.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Oh, yeah, howdy to all you furry little beasts!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

I think you misspelled “breasts”.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Paddy, you are so right. My apologies to FurryK.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Guy on right pondering if this is just another bad acid trip.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“…but someday soon, I’ll be even less relevant than Cher.”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Who?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Tonight I appear before you with only one eye. My left eye. I poked my right eye out while putting on this really cool spikey hat. And let me just say that in the Valley of the Blind, the one-eyed girl is Queen.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Nah…Queen had some talent.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Oh God, that poor cat. So that explains why Lady Gaga is so bloody.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

…awful.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Ten minute warning.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Is that EST or Mountain?

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

Oh my. er, um, I think I may have gotten home too early.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Kate

Said the guy on the right.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Kids, remember, leave the drugs to the professionals!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Why yes, Michael Jackson wore this exact same outfit on his Loving the Children tour.

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

Red used to be my favorite color.