Pop culture! And who better to celebrate that with than the Red Queen of Inscrutable Weirdness, Lady GaGa.
She’s making a speech here, she’s got somethin’ really important to say, and I’m sure you know just what that something is…so Caption That!
*** This week’s Caption Contest prize is really special, so … may the odds be evah in your favor! ***
“You may call it ‘nonsense’ if you like, but I’ve heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!”
I will f*ck you hard-like a teacher.
I’d just like to thank the Tsarnaev brothers for this wonderful award!
“This farking costume looks like a reject from ‘Lost In Space’; even the giant freaking carrot one was better!”
“After seeing what she’d done to the previous announcer, Jerry was determined to remain perfectly still until he could make a run for the exit.”
-- fair notice, I have no idea who that guy is. He’s probably someone famous with rap music and you all know how I feel about rap.
Starring in the next remake of Stephen King’s Carrie…
Sven and Jerry --
You are very wrong gerbils…and it’s so right.
On the other hand, Brother Fatwa, have you ever heard right gerbils?
Is that really the phenom that goes by Lady Gaga? Dont know a single song of hers.
Gimme Red!Red! I want red, there’s no substitute for red.
Red!Red! Paint it red, green ain’t mean compared to red.
You don’t know what it does to me,
My crimson sin intensity
I’m haunted by the mystery,
The mystery of red.
Red knocks ’em dead,
Some like it hot, I like it red.
Red is my lover, got it covered
Nothing like an inside out Gaga to make you go gaga.
“This gizmo looks like an alto sax made from a hole saw bit.”
The Masque of Teh Red Doof.
Heh. Winner.
Thank you for this lovely Capodimonte statue!
The sad result of a basic misunderstanding of the Atkins Diet.
When facelifts go horribly wrong….
My bacon dress was at the cleaners.
She did wear an actual meat suit at one point.
No, seriously! A meat suit.
Cool. She should tour in some Muslim country.
It is quite disappointing what passes for talent today.
Check YouTube; even I won’t embed one of her videos.
Pass.
“Bring me the head of Garcia!”
Of course I voted for Barack Obama.
Nancy Pelosi accepts the award for best face-lift in congress.
Dude: “I’ll just sloooooooowly inch to the left…then I only have to be faster than that chick that hands over the award…”
What happens when “Project Runway” contestants are asked to design a “fashion forward” cassock.
The hottest little red negligee in Fredericks of Slaughterwood!
For Halloween, Lady Gaga dressed up as a used tampon and won first prize at the MTV awards!
You want me-you know you really really want me.
Zombie -- brains, brains, brains.
Lady Gaga -- you will starve!
Best.zombie.defense.ever!
What happened when the gym scene in “Carrie” accidentally used frozen pig’s blood.
“I stand in solidarity with all my Muslim sisters who are forced to wear burkas by a misogynistic society.”
Lady Gaga performing AC/DC’s If you Want Blood, You Got It.
Seriously, how do you guys not know about this woman?! She was the hottest thing in pleather just last year.
She was even the guest star on the Simpson’s.
OK, I lasted 90 seconds. That was awful.
I hope you’re referring to the video, IYKWIMAITTYD
90 seconds. That’s like a marathon to Jerry.
Hi, Paddy!
Hi, Fatwa!
Hi, Sven!
Hi, Jerrie!
Did you really have to, Brenda?
In what order is that!
Bell curve.
Yes. Yes, I did.
Unfortunately for the audience, no one told her that only the veil was to be made of lace.
Don’t have a cow man. It’s a bloody Bart Simpson.
Guess she’s feeling better.
Just sharing the pain, sweetie. And I have to say, my head REALLY hurts.
Well we all know what that means.
“Introducing the all new Fleshlight…now with teeth!!1!!!“
Manners. Good evening, everyone.
The Queen of the Rhubarb Festival gives her acceptance speech.
I am going to kill my agent for pairing me with this nut bag.
What a really super, inventive, cool outfit, said no one.
* Pulls freshly fluffed manners out of the dryer *
Good evening, Paddy & Sven & Jerry. Kate will be here if she can get home in time; I already said hey to Fatwa today…
Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?
Accepting the award on behalf of Dr. Kermit Gosnell, who couldn’t be here this evening…
Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!
Well, I hope that was all.
Oh, yeah, howdy to all you furry little beasts!
I think you misspelled “breasts”.
Paddy, you are so right. My apologies to FurryK.
Guy on right pondering if this is just another bad acid trip.
“…but someday soon, I’ll be even less relevant than Cher.”
Who?
Tonight I appear before you with only one eye. My left eye. I poked my right eye out while putting on this really cool spikey hat. And let me just say that in the Valley of the Blind, the one-eyed girl is Queen.
Nah…Queen had some talent.
Oh God, that poor cat. So that explains why Lady Gaga is so bloody.
…awful.
Ten minute warning.
Is that EST or Mountain?
Oh my. er, um, I think I may have gotten home too early.
Said the guy on the right.
Kids, remember, leave the drugs to the professionals!
Why yes, Michael Jackson wore this exact same outfit on his Loving the Children tour.
Red used to be my favorite color.