Tonight, a study in the esoteric realms of international diplomacy.
Behind a facade of seemingly innocent captioning, it’s time to examine our own International Woman of Mystery; the woman behind the Bengazi Bamboozle… the woman who masterminded the Rose Law Firm Shuffle… the woman who directed the Vince Foster Obfuscation…
Not a Sith Overlord…as far as you know.
That’s right, it’s Hillary! The world is a slippery place, and we can only guess at what our omnipresent Sec State has in store for us — and for the world. Don your tinfoil attire and hoist your conspiracy flag high; it’s time to CAPTION THAT!
Do these two crowns make me look maniacal?
FIRST! Damn straight I first.
The reason Bill lives in Harlem.
Monica was a piker! I can get a whole box of Cubans in there!
Eww.
I’m goin’ for the win.
I foresee multiple categories once again…
Madame President.
I was going to announce the new Caption Contest thread, but I see you already found it!
Just as Hillary! will always be able to find you.
Speaking of which, May 6th begins the “International Clitoris Awareness Week”. I’ve checked and I’m pretty sure I don’t have one.
Hey, Sven, Jerry & Paddy
Fatwa will be joining us shortly. Due to a small accident, I’m slightly banged up so I guilted him into going out and getting me a nice Waffle House™ biscuit.
Mmmmm, Waffle House™
Hope you are OK Brenda. But guilting a Joooooo? Can that be done?
I took lessons from my MiL. (No one guilts like a Jewish mom guilts!)
Awww, and I always wanted to be the one to bang-you-up. Still, I hope you’re OK.
Why yes, I am standing on Bill’s balls.
Chelsea isnt really my daughter-she’s my clone.
The poor girl did inherit her mother’s enormous hips and thundering thighs. And her mothers utter lack of charisma, but that last thing could be less about genetics and about that little deal her Dad made with Satan.
What does it matter after all?
I’m fine, cereally. Just another day in the life of BrendaK, Super Klutz!
No, those are NOT vaginal warts on my mouth. Really. They’re not.
And then I told Bill, hell if you can find the car keys you can just drive on out of here!
I will f*ck you hard like a teacher.
Considering the subject matter, double eww!
Oh, Bill send in an intern, I want to lay some carpet real bad.
“Ft. Mercy Park? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha! Now I will eat your soul.”
“Bengazi? Never heard of it. Is that the new drunk spa Lindsey Lohan’s going to? Huma, get us reservations immediately!”
Helloooooo (thunk-thunk-thunk) anyone here? Because I put up an image of Eeee-vile Incarnate, and I’m not seeing nearly enough snark.
Sorry, I had to check my hummers.
Sorry, I’ll try harder. My snark-o-matic seems to be on the fritz.
Damn straight you are going to need a bigger boat.
I’m told that I’m just beautiful by those whose salaries I pay.
And tomorrow I’ll tell the entire country that it’s their turn in the barrel.
Fatwa’s home! He’ll be able to help out!
The first thing I’m going to do as President is to have the underside of the desk cleaned!
If the rumors about the current inhabitant are to be believed, she should probably get the back door scrubbed, too.
Hey, look! A double entendre! Good times, good times.
Yeah, wonder if he’ll have the nerve to come out before his term is over? Calling Reggie Love?
Well Ive hit a wall.
Isn’t that BrendaK(lutz)’s job?
Does that have anything to do with International Clitoris Awareness Week?
Maaaaan…teh local Waffle House was hoppin’ this evening!
Teh thread pic reminds me of teh surface of Uranus…except for teh teeth.
Not mine. I swear.
You mean not your teeth?
I’ve been advised by my lawyer not to comment on that.
There are only 13 minutes left, so y’all can just muster up some snark. Otherwise, I swear it’s STREET THEATER next Friday.
Yes, that’s right. I’m threatening the lot of you.
You’ve never been more sexy to me as you are right now.
That way, they can see teh merry hell I face every. Single. Day.
Vince Foster. John Foster Dulles. Stephen Foster. What does it matter at this point?
Heh.
Pic caption: Vagina Dentata.
Winner by a stretch.
Or Foster Brooks.
Four minute warning!
Ack! Teh perssure!
“Bwahaha! the Power. It is all mine!”
Hi Katie!
Hey, Jerrie! when are you going to claim your prize in Happy Larryville?
Hi, K8!
See, my badonk a donk looks just like my face.
But(t) bigger.
Hey Fatwa!
Hope you had a good crowd…especially since a couple o’ gerbils couldn’t be arsed to show up.
About 15. More couples this time which was very nice.
Heya, Kate — I’m so sorry we missed the Hall tonight, it was entirely my fault. I hope all was well!
No problem, BrendaK(lutz). I missed you, but was kept pretty busy with my experiment -- Chicken Fajita Horns -- so I wouldn’t have been able to talk with you much. I hope you are recovering.
And…time’s up!
NEW THREAD ZOMG!!!!!!!!!
New thread! Now with less evil!
Kate and BrendaK. How do you plan to celebrate International Clitoris Awareness Week. Be as specific as possible. Spare no detail.
I will have to think on that. I wonder if PMK has made any plans . . .