Shhhhhhhh! (Conspiracy Theory Captions Thread)

Tonight, a study in the esoteric realms of international diplomacy.

Behind a facade of seemingly innocent captioning, it’s time to examine our own International Woman of Mystery; the woman behind the Bengazi Bamboozle… the woman who masterminded the Rose Law Firm Shuffle… the woman who directed the Vince Foster Obfuscation…

She's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...
Not a Sith Overlord…as far as you know.

That’s right, it’s Hillary! The world is a slippery place, and we can only guess at what our omnipresent Sec State has in store for us — and for the world. Don your tinfoil attire and hoist your conspiracy flag high; it’s time to CAPTION THAT!

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Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Do these two crowns make me look maniacal?

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

FIRST! Damn straight I first.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago

The reason Bill lives in Harlem.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Monica was a piker! I can get a whole box of Cubans in there!

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

I’m goin’ for the win.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

Madame President.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Speaking of which, May 6th begins the “International Clitoris Awareness Week”. I’ve checked and I’m pretty sure I don’t have one.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Hope you are OK Brenda. But guilting a Joooooo? Can that be done?

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Awww, and I always wanted to be the one to bang-you-up. Still, I hope you’re OK.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

Why yes, I am standing on Bill’s balls.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

Chelsea isnt really my daughter-she’s my clone.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

What does it matter after all?

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

No, those are NOT vaginal warts on my mouth. Really. They’re not.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

And then I told Bill, hell if you can find the car keys you can just drive on out of here!

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

I will f*ck you hard like a teacher.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Oh, Bill send in an intern, I want to lay some carpet real bad.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Sorry, I had to check my hummers.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Sorry, I’ll try harder. My snark-o-matic seems to be on the fritz.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

Damn straight you are going to need a bigger boat.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

I’m told that I’m just beautiful by those whose salaries I pay.

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

And tomorrow I’ll tell the entire country that it’s their turn in the barrel.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

The first thing I’m going to do as President is to have the underside of the desk cleaned!

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Yeah, wonder if he’ll have the nerve to come out before his term is over? Calling Reggie Love?

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

Well Ive hit a wall.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Isn’t that BrendaK(lutz)’s job?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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The first thing I’m going to do as President is to have the underside of the desk cleaned!

Does that have anything to do with International Clitoris Awareness Week?

Maaaaan…teh local Waffle House was hoppin’ this evening!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Teh thread pic reminds me of teh surface of Uranus…except for teh teeth.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Not mine. I swear.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

You mean not your teeth?

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

I’ve been advised by my lawyer not to comment on that.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

You’ve never been more sexy to me as you are right now.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

Yes, that’s right. I’m threatening the lot of you.

That way, they can see teh merry hell I face every. Single. Day.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Vince Foster. John Foster Dulles. Stephen Foster. What does it matter at this point?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Pic caption: Vagina Dentata.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Winner by a stretch.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Or Foster Brooks.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Four minute warning!

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

Ack! Teh perssure!

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

“Bwahaha! the Power. It is all mine!”

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago
Reply to  Kate

Hi Katie!

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Hey, Jerrie! when are you going to claim your prize in Happy Larryville?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, K8!

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

See, my badonk a donk looks just like my face.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

But(t) bigger.

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

Hey Fatwa!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Kate

Hope you had a good crowd…especially since a couple o’ gerbils couldn’t be arsed to show up.

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

About 15. More couples this time which was very nice.

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

No problem, BrendaK(lutz). I missed you, but was kept pretty busy with my experiment -- Chicken Fajita Horns -- so I wouldn’t have been able to talk with you much. I hope you are recovering.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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And…time’s up!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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NEW THREAD ZOMG!!!!!!!!!

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Kate and BrendaK. How do you plan to celebrate International Clitoris Awareness Week. Be as specific as possible. Spare no detail.

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

I will have to think on that. I wonder if PMK has made any plans . . .