“What a world, what a world!” cried the Wicked Witch.

This week in Captioning, there’s just too much to choose from. You gotchur Bengazi scandal still unfolding and it’s all below Hillary!’s pay grade; there’s Holder recusing himself from the AP phone records grab that he never knew nothin’ about; Geithner is completely ignorant of the I*S reign of terror and wasn’t even home that day anyway…and Obama found out about all of this from the evening news (and Colbert, no doubt).

So, how does all of this fall out? Well, my prediction is that the house sneaks their Immigration farce off to the Senate under the cover of Friday-night-document-dump secrecy. What do I know, though?

Members of The Club Not In Club
Obama Holder Hillary! Teenie Weenie Excluded

Go ahead, give us your best conspiracy theory, prediction or favorite insult. ‘S all good here at Friday Night Captioning where we Caption That!

*Used to foil Google searches, performed by unsavory characters for the purposes of targeting enemies of The State of Obama. Paranoid? BWAHAHAHAHAHA yes.

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“And in this week’s top picks…”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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This contest snot funny.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Geitner: “…I pulled out a booger thiiiiiiiiiiis long.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Dig we must.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“First person to get their finger in up to the third knuckle totally wins.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Hey…we’re picking replacements for Steven Miller!”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Sigh. I really liked Fly Like an Eagle.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Cool…I just found a quarter!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sigh. I really liked Fly Like an Eagle.

Heh…I was thinking the same thing.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

I keep hearing the chant, drill, baby, drill. We’ll I’ve been drilling and digging and I’m not coming up with anything that will help solve America’s energy problems.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Geitner: “…or, you can trade what’s in your nose for what Jay’s got in the box.”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

What all statists have in common.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Maaaaan…even when it comes to booger-hookin’ they’re lefties.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

I have come here to pick my nose and chew bubblegum-and I’m all out of bubblegum!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Har!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Mexican sneeze -- you’re doing it wrong.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Hi ya guys. Hope all is well in that bastion of racism and hate that you call home!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Thanks, Sven…I picked up our robes and hoods from the cleaners this afternoon.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Heh. That reminds me of an anonymous memo that I wrote back in teh olden days and distributed throughout our department. I’ll have to tell you guys that story.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Back in the olden days, this company that I worked for got bought by a competitor based in Arkansas and several employees opted to relocate back there. So one night, after everyone had left, I typed up a memo for a mandatory company meeting the next morning: Introduction to Southern Culture. I started out with:
Do you want to order grits, but never know how many?
Can’t tell the difference between you all, yawl, and ya’ll?
And the one that got the Arkansas team really mad: Want to know how to get your sheets really white for those special Friday night outings?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Bad Sven!

*Snerk*

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

OMFG! Sven, you magnificent bastard!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

This is how we use to snort coke back in the good old days.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“I wanna play, too…d’oh!”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

When I said I wanted to pick your brain, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

No, I’m sitting on a chair!!!!!! Hahahahrhahrh.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Hey there’s a twitter feed thingie here! Sadly, I’ve never tweeted.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Check-out my impersonation of Obama!”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Bill Clinton: And you have to ask why I banged an intern?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

If only, eh? I’d throw a few bucks off to the guy that programs that thing.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Obviously we aren’t clinging to our guns and bibles.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Huh. I’ve hit a wall here. Must need a drink.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Was that a caption? 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Obama, Holder and Clinton dig for a GOP scandal which might knock them off Drudge’s front page.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Heh

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hillary: “Does this nostril make my ass look big?”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

Nah…they’ll just expect you to vote D.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Or receive an IRS audit.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Geitner: “I wish I could pick my nose, but I’m all thumbs.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Geitner: “Maaaaaaaan…that confusing Turbo Tax manual was thiiiiiiiiiiis thick.”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

God, if only their fingers were guns and they accidentally went off.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

*BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

It really blows
When they catch you
With your finger in your nose

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Chris Matthews: It’s just plain racist for those extremists on the right to mock the president because of his rhinotillexomania.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

Oh noes!!11!!1!!aieeeeeeee!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

The dreaded 15-minute warning.

Mrs Sven just got home-going to dish her up her dinner cuz that’s what worthless unemployed husbands do.

Good night Brenda and Fatwa!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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‘Night, Sven!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Cool…now we can snark on Sven. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

TG: If I were man enough…