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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday firsties, Gerbil Nation!
Two days of meetings! Yes! That’s what I’ve got to look forward to!
Unfortunately it doesn’t look like I’m going to be able to live blog the expository writing “class”. The district’s new web filter blocks Teh Wheel under the category of: forums, blogs.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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G’morning, GN!

Paddy --

Bummer that the district blocks teh eeeeevil, vile and pernicious blogs. Bastiches!

Mac --

Excellent thread GIF: geeky, cool and (probably) demeaning to teh wimmenz ’cause it shows one being slung-about like an “object”. 😉

I blame teh Space Patriarchy; muwahahahahahaha!.

Sven --

Olive that pic of President Pencil-Neck in front of the Superman statue; quite a study in contrasts which have nothing whatsoever to do with complexion.

We’re off shortly to take the Crown Vic to PMK’s shop; BBL.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Reply to  Machinist

HAH!

I am reminded of science fiction author Larry Niven’s wryly amusing -- if a tich graphic -- 1971 essay “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”.

But Superman’s sex problems are strictly physiological, and quite real.

The purpose of this article is to point out some medical drawbacks to being a kryptonian among human beings, and to suggest possible solutions.

BrendaK
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7 years ago

Great thread pic -- Best.Stevedore.EVAR!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Oooooooh…I wonder what sort of fabulous contest(s) commence(s) at 10:00 EDT tonight? (See sidebar)

I hope none of them involve jiggling Jerry’s balls, which would be too much like those humiliating Japanese game shows.

“Jiggling Jerry’s Balls” is going to get added to the growing list of possible new band names. (One which I’ve been keeping since 1993 despite the fact the last L.A. band used a name which never appeared there.)

Prediction: Jerry will be teh big winner.

BrendaK
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7 years ago

Can I play? Only I can’t be here at 10:00 — can I still play if I don’t get here until 10:02?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Yes! Each contest lasts 5 minutes, unlike Jerrie (or so I’ve heard).

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

I’m very proud to state I can last a full four minutes, unless there’s something good on TV. Then it takes forever.

BrendaK
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7 years ago

Are there prizes?

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Me darlin’, just me.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Hey!

BrendaK
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7 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Ooooo, Fatwa-snookie-woogims, can I keep him?!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Reply to  BrendaK

Well…there’s that crawl space under teh house; it mostly stays dry. I’ll even spray for bugs again.

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

I’m little, I can sleep at the foot of your bed. Mostly.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Sorry…that’s where Jackson usually sleeps. Mostly.