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Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

Where is everyone?

WAKE UP! Sleepyheads.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Good morning, Jerry!

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Howdy Sven. I hope all is well out there in CA.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Just another day in paradise, Jerry. No rain today, which will make Fatwa sad.

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Yeah, he’s like that.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sure Happy It’s Thursday, GN!

Hai, Jerry and Sven!

The clear SoCal skies mean we can get some repairs and inspections done, so it ain’t so bad. πŸ˜‰

Today’s thread pic caused a voice in my head to start singing “Have Yourself A Grumpy Little Christmas”, which amused me. (Fortunately, said voice did not also advise me to go and smite unbelievers or wreak some other type of mayhem.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Yeah, he’s like that.

Hey…the pitter-patter of rain around L.A. is the sound of opportunity. Which is most welcome after several dry winters.

Because feelthy lucre.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Yes, I often say to my wife: “Do you hear that rain? Sounds like money.”

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Pennies from Heaven!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Teh yay!!1!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

A study has revealed US cops have the highest rates of obesity among any profession in the country.
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Along with firefighters and security guards, nearly 41 per cent of boys in blue are obese, according to a study in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine.

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

Even more than welfare mothers?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

I suppose some folks consider “welfare mother” a profession…*sigh*.

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

It was back in West-by-god Virginie.

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

Well, I just heard from my doc that I have 4 more skin cancers. I went in on Monday to have a checkup on the last 4 surgeries and my quarterly skin check/biopsy fest. There may be more but she is prioritizing! I’ve got 1 on my back and three close together on my chest. With each surgery removing 2 to 3 oz. of flesh I will have lost about a pound to the 8 cancers. A tough way to lose weight. Still, better than having to cut back on food or booze.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Crikey, Jerry…couldn’t you just try more fiber and/or exercise for losing weight instead of skin surgery?

For instance, broccoli has vitamin C, fiber, lutein, beta carotene and makes you poot, so WIN! πŸ˜‰

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

Those “things” you mention (and NEVER mention them again in my presence) are the shit! They taste like shit. Every time I eat that shit I shit. So, I’ll stick with the cancer. Althooooough, the idea of mega-farting is very appealing.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

*Holds up hands with palms facing forward, but not in a “hands up, don’t shoot” arms-fully-extended-vertically sort of way*

Okay, okay…just trying to help. πŸ˜‰

BTW, the tone of your immediately-preceding comment reminded me a bit of Denny Effin’ Crane; hope that he’s well.

BrendaK
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6 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Write a weight-loss book! I mean, it’s kind of a sure-fire method that entails no dietary discipline, right? You’ll make a fortune. People eat that stuff up (you should pardon the expression).

As a side note, I hope they’re tiny ones and causing you only little pains.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Mr. ThreadLad!

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Heh -- “Defend Cancer Against The Jews”:

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Heh!

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

The head of Dermatology at the hospital is a Muslim. So, I guess he’s having to fight both cancer and teh Jooooos. Where to start, where to start.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good day Jerry, Sven, Fatwa, and Mac!
I hope all y’all are doing well, ‘cuz you just know Jerry is! (aside from the pound of cancerous flesh)

Today is Christmas cookie baking day at teh O’Furnijure house and soon many of the horizontal surfaces will be covered with flour, cookie sheets, cookie dough, cookie cutters, icing in various colors, and cookies in various stages of decoration. None of the cookies will be broccoli shaped.

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

Awww, I want some. Not the broccoli cookies, all the others.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy --

Based upon teh description, I’m glad I won’t have to clean your kitchen later today.

Here’s a little inspiration just in case you change your mind re broccoli cookies:

[Note to Mac: I did attempt to locate an image of Brussels sprouts-shaped cookies just for you; apparently, even on teh internetz, some things are beyond the pale.]

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

If Brussels sprouts actually tasted of cocoa, bourbon or a combination thereof, they wouldn’t be vile.

Unless they also tasted of Brussels sprouts. πŸ˜‰

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

Waaaaaaaaaay too late.

BrendaK
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6 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Ewwww, sprout pod aliens! Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

BrendaK
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6 years ago

OMG! Having just won an argument with Darling Fatwa (by employing Limpid Eyes Tactic #4, see below), I rhetorically muttered to him, “Who rules Bartertown?” To which, he just stared blankly. That’s right, the man has never seen the Mad Max movies! Never.seen.them. I just don’t really know how to process it all. This, on top of the fact that he has never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad or even The Walking Dead.

I clearly need to get our satellite turned back on, because his lack of current cultural references is so wrong.

BrendaK
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6 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

If you watch nothing else, you should consider finding and watching Breaking Bad. The language is awful, the life appalling, the violence is waaaaay over the top, no one is a good guy (except maybe this one person, but I don’t want to give anything away), and it is probably the best acting I have ever seen.

BrendaK
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6 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Exactly! It is my duty as a wife, I’m pretty sure.

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Darling Fatwa informs me that Paramount got it’s collective pink panties in a bunch and has pulled Team America from all theaters, so they can’t play it in place of The Interview. What a bunch of WEENIES. Fainting couch joins casting couch.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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George R.R. Martin owns the Jean Cocteau Cinema in Santa Fe, New Mexico and said he’d be happy to show “The Interview” anytime. He also said:

“The level of corporate cowardice here astonishes me. It’s a good thing these guys weren’t around when Charlie Chaplin made THE GREAT DICTATOR. If Kim Jong-Un scares them, Adolf Hitler would have had them shitting in their smallclothes.”

I don’t think I’ve ever read anything by him; the above kinda motivates me to put a couple of bucks in his pocket.