The arts, politics, religion, living statues and even mimes…we’ll caption anything around here. Got your hopes up yet? Yeah, no, it’s politics again. Sigh.
A Smaller International Teeny Weenie Gesture Than Usually Found
He’s in the news again. Apparently Mr. Weiner feels that he would make a simply MAHvelous major for NYC, and I can’t honestly say that he wouldn’t be a suitable following act for Bloomberg.
He needs our help, though. Our help with a suitable campaign motto — so, please do your part and CAPTION THAT.
(Your hostess, BrendaK, is happily abuzz thanks to a happy time up to Kate’s happy place and the miracle of entirely new and happy Grand Margaritas.)
This Captioning approved by:
The Squidward Institution for Facial Reconstruction
“I’m going to go Mayor Bloomberg one better and ban small gulps, too.”
A small gulp is his best best. Just sayin’. BWA-hahahahaha.
“…and when Huma found about about that Tweet, she gave me such a pinch!”
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo, where are the captioneers?! Sven, Paddy, where are you?
I TOLD Fatwa to tell YOU that captioning starts at 9:00. ET. I mean, it’s Weiner. That’s gotta be fishing in a barrel easy.
“…further, I will introduce legislation making comparisons of me with Squidward a Class 2 felony.”
Woot! Joe arrived! Heya, Joe!
“Yes, I did just puke on my own tie; next question!”
Yo, Jerry -- no weiner jokes? That’s just unpossible (you cannot imagine how hard that was to type, unpossible, I mean. I tried like three times before I got it right. Then there’s before. Before can be a hard word to type. Then I messed up and typed tupe for type. Snort.).
Yeah…it’s like shooting wieners in a, oh, nevermind…
“In real terms, the weenie in question was only thiiiis big, really. I mean, it was a tiny little picture, after all. It was a twitter pic! It’s not like I put it up on a billboard, after all.”
What a relaxed Weiner might look like.
Oooooh…sporty!
Hmmmm…I’m pretty sure I announced the contest just like you asked me to, SweetheartK.
Actually, that’s a pretty good approximation of Weiner’s schnoz, ain’t it?
Sigh. I knew this day would come. I’d have a caption contest and no one would come. Except Fatwa, of course, but he really doesn’t count because he’s afraid of me and he has to sleep some time.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…ow! Quit it!
I guess Huffpo or DU must be having a cooler captioning contest.
They probably broke out the mime pics.
Yeah, no, still all alone in here, Fatwa.
Hey CaptionCaptainK! Let me get the yellow pollen off my keyboard and I will take a whack at this captionating
Yay!
“My former staff just told me how big my chances for even getting out of the primary on a run for mayor. But I’m an optimist!”
Hi, K8-E and Joe!
Thanks for taking pity on us.
Oh, and I’m not really here either… There’s some kind of brute force attack targeting WordPress software on servers, so I wanted to make sure we weren’t being stupid with any default logins or passwords. We seem to be okay, but a lot of the internet is running slow from repetitive login activity.
Still lovely to see you, Joe!
Great to be seen! Okay, one more:
“And at the height of the ‘time of unpleasantness,’ as we call it around the house, I consoled myself by looking at all the twitter avatars making fun of me, and crushing their heads like they did in Kids in the Hall. It helped. A little.”
the latest mayoral candidate seemed prickly at his first news conference.
Hey, Joe!
and declared he would nominate Hank Johnson to be his Vice Mayor
Hey Kate! Is Hank Johnson still worried about Guam tipping over?
He says he doesn’t, but in private I bet he still does.
Joe --
Hank’s latest gaffe involved “the ‘m’ word”:
The worm has (re)turned.
Hee! Ditto “prickly”.
One more minute to captioning!
and I’m spent.
Just in time!
New thread. With a mime. A new thread with a mime.