This week in Captioning, there’s just too much to choose from. You gotchur Bengazi scandal still unfolding and it’s all below Hillary!’s pay grade; there’s Holder recusing himself from the AP phone records grab that he never knew nothin’ about; Geithner is completely ignorant of the I*S reign of terror and wasn’t even home that day anyway…and Obama found out about all of this from the evening news (and Colbert, no doubt).
So, how does all of this fall out? Well, my prediction is that the house sneaks their Immigration farce off to the Senate under the cover of Friday-night-document-dump secrecy. What do I know, though?
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Go ahead, give us your best conspiracy theory, prediction or favorite insult. ‘S all good here at Friday Night Captioning where we Caption That!
*Used to foil Google searches, performed by unsavory characters for the purposes of targeting enemies of The State of Obama. Paranoid? BWAHAHAHAHAHA yes.
“And in this week’s top picks…”
This contest snot funny.
Geitner: “…I pulled out a booger thiiiiiiiiiiis long.
Who rules Barter Town? Well, not Timmy. Timmy goes down for the count.
“Dig we must.”
“First person to get their finger in up to the third knuckle totally wins.”
Give me just a moment to dig out those talking points…
“Hey…we’re picking replacements for Steven Miller!”
Sigh. I really liked Fly Like an Eagle.
TG: If you have the words “TEA Party” in the name of your organization, your document stack must be this high. If you have the word ‘Constitutional’, it must be three times as big!
“Cool…I just found a quarter!”
Heh…I was thinking the same thing.
I keep hearing the chant, drill, baby, drill. We’ll I’ve been drilling and digging and I’m not coming up with anything that will help solve America’s energy problems.
Geitner: “…or, you can trade what’s in your nose for what Jay’s got in the box.”
What all statists have in common.
Teenie weenies and they pick their noses?
Well, come to think of it…
Heya, Sven! Welcome to the captioning!
Maaaaan…even when it comes to booger-hookin’ they’re lefties.
*Caption Mistress pats self on back — that wasn’t easy to find, you know.*
I have come here to pick my nose and chew bubblegum-and I’m all out of bubblegum!
Har!
Heheheheheh.
Mexican sneeze -- you’re doing it wrong.
Hi ya guys. Hope all is well in that bastion of racism and hate that you call home!
Thanks, Sven…I picked up our robes and hoods from the cleaners this afternoon.
Heh. That reminds me of an anonymous memo that I wrote back in teh olden days and distributed throughout our department. I’ll have to tell you guys that story.
Back in the olden days, this company that I worked for got bought by a competitor based in Arkansas and several employees opted to relocate back there. So one night, after everyone had left, I typed up a memo for a mandatory company meeting the next morning: Introduction to Southern Culture. I started out with:
Do you want to order grits, but never know how many?
Can’t tell the difference between you all, yawl, and ya’ll?
And the one that got the Arkansas team really mad: Want to know how to get your sheets really white for those special Friday night outings?
Ooooh! I hope you wiped your fingerprints off that paper! And the copier and the doorknobs, too.
Bad Sven!
*Snerk*
OMFG! Sven, you magnificent bastard!
This is how we use to snort coke back in the good old days.
“I wanna play, too…d’oh!”
From left to right:
“You’re a booger head!”
“No, you’re a booger head!”
“Nuh-huh, I’m the booger head!”
“I can get my finger up thiiiiis deep!”
When I said I wanted to pick your brain, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.
Sven, you’re on a roll tonight.
No, I’m sitting on a chair!!!!!! Hahahahrhahrh.
Hey there’s a twitter feed thingie here! Sadly, I’ve never tweeted.
“Check-out my impersonation of Obama!”
Bill Clinton: And you have to ask why I banged an intern?
TG: Heck, I wanted out of this chicken outfit last year. I guess I’ll fall on my sword next. Then I get the cushy job over at Sallie Mae, right?
If only, eh? I’d throw a few bucks off to the guy that programs that thing.
Obviously we aren’t clinging to our guns and bibles.
TG: If you grow out your fingernails really long, like this, you can pull out more in one go!
Huh. I’ve hit a wall here. Must need a drink.
Was that a caption? 😉
It is if I say it is. You post a comment in Captioning and you takes your chances.
These are four of the most insultable people on the planet. Plus, tyranny! I’m expecting great things from this Caption Contest, I’m just sayin’.
Don’t let me down.
Obama, Holder and Clinton dig for a GOP scandal which might knock them off Drudge’s front page.
Heh
Hillary: “Does this nostril make my ass look big?”
All together now, “No, honey, YOUR ASS MAKES YOUR ASS LOOK BIG!”
Bill replies, “No, I don’t make her ass look big; you can’t blame me for that humongous thing.”
We have that Storage Wars program on. I know it’s a put up job (what are the odd that each locker has one thing…just ONE thing…of any worth), but it’s still rather fun.
Does that automatically make me a low information voter? If I also watch Survivor and Project Runway, do I get summarily sentenced to one of those FEMA camps?
Nah…they’ll just expect you to vote D.
Or receive an IRS audit.
Oh, shjt!
Geitner: “I wish I could pick my nose, but I’m all thumbs.”
Geitner: “Maaaaaaaan…that confusing Turbo Tax manual was thiiiiiiiiiiis thick.”
God, if only their fingers were guns and they accidentally went off.
*BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
It really blows
When they catch you
With your finger in your nose
I stand before you
Facile fingers up my nose
Citizen, obey
Chris Matthews: It’s just plain racist for those extremists on the right to mock the president because of his rhinotillexomania.
OOooooooOOOga! 15 minute warning…15 minutes until end of Captioning.
Oh noes!!11!!1!!aieeeeeeee!
The dreaded 15-minute warning.
Mrs Sven just got home-going to dish her up her dinner cuz that’s what worthless unemployed husbands do.
Good night Brenda and Fatwa!
‘Night, Sven!
Hey, Paddy!
G’night, Sven. Give Mrs. Sven a hug from Fatwa and I.
Cool…now we can snark on Sven. 😉
TG: If I were man enough…