Category: Teh Silly

1910 – Walter R. Brookins made the first airplane flight at night

Would it kill ya to comment?

• Man, he just has to hog all the attention.
• Yes, but they are the IMPORTANT 4%.
• Once a dick, always a dick. Now go away.
• Look at the flowering of mammals after the dinosaurs.
• Sing it again! Second verse, same as the first.
• Medium brown, firm?
• Good thing he didn’t try that with Tex_La_Native.
• We could, it would just be a full time job!

1917 – A bill in Congress to establish Daylight Saving Time was defeated. It was passed a couple of months later.

MSNBC news headlines:

• Tea Party conspires to take down internet
• Republicans responsible for starving families
• Conservative women harass local medical facility
• Republican elite fix another election
• Tea Party conspiracy sets off huge underground explosion
• Solely because of the Republicans
• If only conservatives had better chins
• Rich Republicans getting preferential transplants

1922 – Annie Oakley shot 100 clay targets in a row, to set a women’s record.

Happy Birfday, Sven!!!

1952 – The first B-52 prototype was tested in the air.

1808 – William “Juda” Henry Lane perfected the tap dance.

1096 – Peter the Hermit gathered his army in Cologne.

Just have a mime then. A celebrity mime.

The arts, politics, religion, living statues and even mimes…we’ll caption anything around here. Got your hopes up yet? Yeah, no, it’s politics again. Sigh.

A Smaller International Teeny Weenie Gesture Than Usually Found

He’s in the news again. Apparently Mr. Weiner feels that he would make a simply MAHvelous major for NYC, and I can’t honestly say that he wouldn’t be a suitable following act for Bloomberg.

He needs our help, though. Our help with a suitable campaign motto — so, please do your part and CAPTION THAT.

(Your hostess, BrendaK, is happily abuzz thanks to a happy time up to Kate’s happy place and the miracle of entirely new and happy Grand Margaritas.)

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