Scary Uncle Morty*

We’ve all got one…that scary relative who would have no problem dressing up as the easter bunny in oddly festooned pink underwear and a couple of poorly wrapped head towels — right? Or is that just me?

Anyhoodles, in rememberance of crazed relatives everwhere — CAPTION THAT!

*Also, just where IS Joe Biden these days? We haven’t seen him in pubic for weeks now. Yeah, I dunno; that pic just made me think of him.

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  BrendaK

“Have you ever seen a grown rabbit naked?”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Was that pawthetic rabbit costume partly designed by John Bobbit?

Just Sven
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10 years ago

I will f*ck you hard like a teacher.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

Good evening, señor! Heh.

Just Sven
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10 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Side bar-I don’t know why that phrase has stuck with me, but one guy last weekend said “get me a beer, bitch” and I looked at him and said….

He looked puzzled, but went and got his own beer.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Of course I took all his eggs. It’s socialism, baby.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

That dude looks like he’s growing root vegetables from his nostrils.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

HI guys-only here for a short while. Need to support Friday Night Captioning!!!!!!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

Thank you fer yer support.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Little Billy was permanently scarred when “Uncle Joe” dropped his flap and showed him where the “chocolate eggs” came from.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Har! And hai, Paddy

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

The Labor Day picnic was never quite the same after a visit from “Pedo-Bunny”.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

No one liked playing “hide the eggs” with Uncle Peter.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Neither did they like playing “hide the Peter” with Uncle Eggs.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“See if you can take the candy off my costume with your teeth, Jimmy.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“If you don’t stop crying, I’m gonna, well…have you ever seen ‘Fatal Attraction’?”

Just Sven
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10 years ago

The White House Easter Egg Hunt-1978

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Yes, Robbie. It is a big f*cking deal.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Women tied up in my basement dungeon? Where would you get such an idea?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

+2 Clevelands.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Stop your crying. What difference does it make now? Christmas was a long time ago.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

We haven’t seen him in pubic for weeks now.

Hahahahahahahahaha breathe hahahahahahaha

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

As Billy said to Uncle Bunny, “Please don’t”.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

We haven’t seen him in pubic for weeks now.

But little Billy has!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“…and special guest star Donald Sutherland as the Easter Bunny.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Heya, Jerry!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

A sad example of ear-rectile dysfunction.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Where Lady GaGa gets her fashion ideas.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Although the Village People turned down Uncle Joe, he continued to wear his rabbit costume whenever possible.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Little Billy thought his only options were to become Jewish, Muslim or any other religion. Sundays would never be the same for him.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Easter Bunnies wear a jaunty chartreuse scarf?

Just Sven
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10 years ago

One of the few photographs of Ace of AoS fame.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Does that bunny have camel toe?

Just Sven
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10 years ago

What happens when the nursing home has an Easter Egg hunt and invites the orphanage.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Everything was going just fine until Ted Nugent showed up with his bow and 3 arrows.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Admit it. You wish you had the balls to do this.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Why do all of the non-costumed adults have their hands in their pocketses?

Just Sven
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10 years ago

People can see me. That’s why I’m better than Harvey.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

+1 Claude Rains.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Those eggs behind teh Bunny are enormous. Must be there for the blind kids.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Looks like that kid’s getting ready to kick teh big pink one.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

This would have been a good one for Rabbit-hope she and BW are doing OK.

Kings about on-have a good night folks!

Thanks, Brenda!

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

See ya Sven, hope teh Missus is feeling better.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Those guys on the right look soooo 1970.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

‘Bye, Sven!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“If you try to run off again, I’ll get angry…and you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Riffing off of Jerry:

“1972 called…they want their carpy Easter Bunny back.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Captioning is now closed…thanks for playing!!!1!!!!