Sure Happy It’s Thursday here in nearly spring-like Larryville, GN!
Today’s thread pic reminded me of this Far Side classic:
Aside from that, I’ve got nothin’.
Hey…it’s not like there’s anything noteworthy happening in Kiev, Caracas or DC; just the “business as usual” of gummints oppressing, robbing and murdering their citizens. (Although I do wonder how our despots would react if average Americans took to the streets of one or more major cities in the tens-of-thousands. Lucky for ourleaders rulers that we’re -- in aggregate -- apparently too farking lazy and anesthetized…so far.)
I posit that if all of the AGWers start running in a c̲o̲u̲n̲t̲e̲r̲-clockwise circle while flapping their arms vigorously, they will generate a cyclonic vorticity that will surely counteract the ill effects caused by the caribou.
I believe Al Gore would be the best person to lead that effort.
Oh, and just so you know. If you are lying on the beach masturbating DO NOT try to tell the cops that you are a Sperm Whale. They just don’t see the humor in it. Er, so I’ve heard.
Sure Happy It’s Thursday here in nearly spring-like Larryville, GN!
Today’s thread pic reminded me of this Far Side classic:
Aside from that, I’ve got nothin’.
Hey…it’s not like there’s anything noteworthy happening in Kiev, Caracas or DC; just the “business as usual” of gummints oppressing, robbing and murdering their citizens. (Although I do wonder how our despots would react if average Americans took to the streets of one or more major cities in the tens-of-thousands. Lucky for our
leadersrulers that we’re -- in aggregate -- apparently too farking lazy and anesthetized…so far.)Wait a minute…sometimes all I hear when you speak is ‘blah blah blah Ginger blah blah blah.’
That usually happens when you see me heading out the door with the credit card.
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
The thread pic reminds me of that other classic Far Side cartoon:
Plumb forgot about that one.
*Shakes fist*
You’ve won this round, O’Furnijur; curse you!!11!! 😉
In current events today ->
Those damn whale farts are gonna kill us all — and wouldn’t you just know it, they’re commie Beluga whales, to boot!
Read The Article: Exactly how DOES global warming cause -50 deg F in Minnesota?
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I posit that if all of the AGWers start running in a c̲o̲u̲n̲t̲e̲r̲-clockwise circle while flapping their arms vigorously, they will generate a cyclonic vorticity that will surely counteract the ill effects caused by the caribou.
I believe Al Gore would be the best person to lead that effort.
OMG, and they’re WHITE!!!!11!1!1 Teh White Devils of teh Deep.
They oppress teh poor Blue (Avatar) Whales not to mention ol’ Jerry’s favorite — teh much maligned Sperm Whales!
Oh, and just so you know. If you are lying on the beach masturbating DO NOT try to tell the cops that you are a Sperm Whale. They just don’t see the humor in it. Er, so I’ve heard.
Wait! So the whalers turn out to be environmentalists saving the Earth and Greenpeace is supporting pollution and GLOBAL WARMING!!
Drive-by:
For TeX and Sven:
Best news I’ve heard all day.
Definitely the best ad for a Shakespearean series. More to the point -- funny as hell. I trow, MOAR please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32oQvMusxac