Category: Teh Silly

1987 – The American Physical Society said that the “Star Wars” missile system was “highly questionable” and would take ten years to research.

1959 – The largest fish ever hooked by a rod and reel was caught by Alf Dean. It was a 16-foot, 10-inch white shark that weighed 2,664 pounds

1865 – Safety matches were first advertised

For a Caption Contest well done!

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For YOU!

It’s Caption Time once again!

As promised, I can tell you all that KATE was the winner of last week’s caption contest. Congratulations, KATE! You won a fabulous all-expenses paid lunch for yourself and two guests at the Mexican restaurant of your choice (restaurant must be within the Happy Larry-ville cosmopolitan area)!

This week in captioning, we are examining our national navel. That’s right; somewhere under all that lint is the answer to the age-old question: What is wrong with you?!

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Angry that America wantonly squandered much of the world’s limited eyeliner supplies on KISS productions

The management wants for you all to know that Teh Wheel is a safe adult perfectly good place to reflect, confess and/or apologize to the world by CAPTIONING THAT!

(Or, you can caption the images below. ‘s all good, here at the safe adult Wheel.)

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This Couple (who are not BrendaK and Fatwa, so just shut yo’ mouf!) Studied Up For This Exam

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Will NOT Be Examining Anyone’s Navel

1939 – Connecticut approved the Bill of Rights for the U.S. Constitution after 148 years.

1910 – Walter R. Brookins made the first airplane flight at night

Would it kill ya to comment?

• Man, he just has to hog all the attention.
• Yes, but they are the IMPORTANT 4%.
• Once a dick, always a dick. Now go away.
• Look at the flowering of mammals after the dinosaurs.
• Sing it again! Second verse, same as the first.
• Medium brown, firm?
• Good thing he didn’t try that with Tex_La_Native.
• We could, it would just be a full time job!

1917 – A bill in Congress to establish Daylight Saving Time was defeated. It was passed a couple of months later.

MSNBC news headlines:

• Tea Party conspires to take down internet
• Republicans responsible for starving families
• Conservative women harass local medical facility
• Republican elite fix another election
• Tea Party conspiracy sets off huge underground explosion
• Solely because of the Republicans
• If only conservatives had better chins
• Rich Republicans getting preferential transplants