Teh Squeaky Wheel

That was a pretty scary Caption Contest image, wasn’t it? Whew. Here’s a much gentler soul to spend a little time with.

Not Sec State

Tonight, a study in the esoteric realms of international diplomacy.

Behind a facade of seemingly innocent captioning, it’s time to examine our own International Woman of Mystery; the woman behind the Bengazi Bamboozle… the woman who masterminded the Rose Law Firm Shuffle… the woman who directed the Vince Foster Obfuscation…

Not a Sith Overlord…as far as you know.

That’s right, it’s Hillary! The world is a slippery place, and we can only guess at what our omnipresent Sec State has in store for us — and for the world. Don your tinfoil attire and hoist your conspiracy flag high; it’s time to CAPTION THAT!

OMG I can’t wait!

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Last Friday we captioned

And now you get to vote for Best Caption! Vote like the wind!

This week’s prize for last week’s Caption Contest is fresh from extensive archeological digs under my kitchen sink — the lucky winner will receive a vintage water canteen! It may leak, but it may not. Just like in The Hunger Games, having water will save your life in Post Apocalyptic America. If the odds are in your favor, of course. And if the canteen holds up.

*New Caption thread tonight at 9:00 ET

1966 – The game “Twister” was featured on the “Tonight Show” with Johnny Carson.

1974 – The filming of “Jaws” began in Martha’s Vineyard, MA.

1999 – On Mount Everest, a group of U.S. mountain climbers discovered the body of George Mallory. Mallory had died in June of 1924 while trying to become the first person to reach the summit of Everest. At the time of the discovery it was unclear whether or not Mallory had actually reached the summit.