Author: BrendaK

Here it is! Ha-ha, fooled ya, di’int I?! Last Friday we captioned:

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And now, you get to vote:

This week’s fabulous prize for Best Comment is: A lovely* Capodimonte Lamp. For just the price of shipping and handling**, you can own your own 1 ft. (approx), multi-colored (pink and yellow roses) vintage lamp***.

*Says me. Fatwa, however, wishes to make known that he finds the lamp hideous and probably infested with demons.
**$2,000.39, ships in the continental US only
***Lampshade not included.

For a Caption Contest well done!

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For YOU!

It’s Caption Time once again!

As promised, I can tell you all that KATE was the winner of last week’s caption contest. Congratulations, KATE! You won a fabulous all-expenses paid lunch for yourself and two guests at the Mexican restaurant of your choice (restaurant must be within the Happy Larry-ville cosmopolitan area)!

This week in captioning, we are examining our national navel. That’s right; somewhere under all that lint is the answer to the age-old question: What is wrong with you?!

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Angry that America wantonly squandered much of the world’s limited eyeliner supplies on KISS productions

The management wants for you all to know that Teh Wheel is a safe adult perfectly good place to reflect, confess and/or apologize to the world by CAPTIONING THAT!

(Or, you can caption the images below. ‘s all good, here at the safe adult Wheel.)

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This Couple (who are not BrendaK and Fatwa, so just shut yo’ mouf!) Studied Up For This Exam

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Will NOT Be Examining Anyone’s Navel

Just have a mime then. A celebrity mime.

The arts, politics, religion, living statues and even mimes…we’ll caption anything around here. Got your hopes up yet? Yeah, no, it’s politics again. Sigh.

A Smaller International Teeny Weenie Gesture Than Usually Found

He’s in the news again. Apparently Mr. Weiner feels that he would make a simply MAHvelous major for NYC, and I can’t honestly say that he wouldn’t be a suitable following act for Bloomberg.

He needs our help, though. Our help with a suitable campaign motto — so, please do your part and CAPTION THAT.

(Your hostess, BrendaK, is happily abuzz thanks to a happy time up to Kate’s happy place and the miracle of entirely new and happy Grand Margaritas.)

This Captioning approved by:

The Squidward Institution for Facial Reconstruction

Last week we captioned:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Now, you will vote!

Winners will receive a free non-expense paid trip to Happy Larry-ville, GA where you will enjoy the lumpy guest mattress of your fabulous hosts, BrendaK and Fatwa. You will enjoy mowing their lawn twice a week, and will be treated to the best gruel in the South! With a biscuit! Just one biscuit, mind you. It’s not like we’re made of biscuits, you know.

And, you people are demented.  In the nicest way, of course.

For your viewing pleasure, please enjoy these rugged rugby guys until tomorrow morning:

And we’ll be back with more Captioning next Friday (provided the management doesn’t lock me out)!

(Voting will be this Sunday, if I can figure out how to do that in this brave new environment.)

It’s Friday Night Captioning!

Y’know what’s worse than a tanked economy and shaky banks?  Worse even than some leathery bint from the IMF teaming up with the UN to try to disarm every-damn-body except for celebrities and politicians?  This is worse than that:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Still, there must be some laughter even in the Hermit Crab Shack Kingdom, and you’re just the men/women/gerbils to let the world have a giggle when you CAPTION THAT.