Oh, the Captioning vote. Yes, well, about that…

Here it is! Ha-ha, fooled ya, di’int I?! Last Friday we captioned:

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Pic 1 Pic2 Pic3

And now, you get to vote:

This week’s fabulous prize for Best Comment is: A lovely* Capodimonte Lamp. For just the price of shipping and handling**, you can own your own 1 ft. (approx), multi-colored (pink and yellow roses) vintage lamp***.

*Says me. Fatwa, however, wishes to make known that he finds the lamp hideous and probably infested with demons.
**$2,000.39, ships in the continental US only
***Lampshade not included.

Friday Night Lights (Lighthearted, Lightheaded, Light-in-the-loafers, etc.)

It’s Caption Time once again!

As promised, I can tell you all that KATE was the winner of last week’s caption contest. Congratulations, KATE! You won a fabulous all-expenses paid lunch for yourself and two guests at the Mexican restaurant of your choice (restaurant must be within the Happy Larry-ville cosmopolitan area)!

This week in captioning, we are examining our national navel. That’s right; somewhere under all that lint is the answer to the age-old question: What is wrong with you?!

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Angry that America wantonly squandered much of the world’s limited eyeliner supplies on KISS productions

The management wants for you all to know that Teh Wheel is a safe adult perfectly good place to reflect, confess and/or apologize to the world by CAPTIONING THAT!

(Or, you can caption the images below. ‘s all good, here at the safe adult Wheel.)

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This Couple (who are not BrendaK and Fatwa, so just shut yo’ mouf!) Studied Up For This Exam

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Will NOT Be Examining Anyone’s Navel

Caption Time! Allee-allee-all come free, it’s Caption Time!

The arts, politics, religion, living statues and even mimes…we’ll caption anything around here. Got your hopes up yet? Yeah, no, it’s politics again. Sigh.

A Smaller International Teeny Weenie Gesture Than Usually Found

He’s in the news again. Apparently Mr. Weiner feels that he would make a simply MAHvelous major for NYC, and I can’t honestly say that he wouldn’t be a suitable following act for Bloomberg.

He needs our help, though. Our help with a suitable campaign motto — so, please do your part and CAPTION THAT.

(Your hostess, BrendaK, is happily abuzz thanks to a happy time up to Kate’s happy place and the miracle of entirely new and happy Grand Margaritas.)

This Captioning approved by:

The Squidward Institution for Facial Reconstruction

Last Friday’s Caption Contest: The Votening

Last week we captioned:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Now, you will vote!

Winners will receive a free non-expense paid trip to Happy Larry-ville, GA where you will enjoy the lumpy guest mattress of your fabulous hosts, BrendaK and Fatwa. You will enjoy mowing their lawn twice a week, and will be treated to the best gruel in the South! With a biscuit! Just one biscuit, mind you. It’s not like we’re made of biscuits, you know.

Holy Frijoli, It’s Captioning Time!

It’s Friday Night Captioning!

Y’know what’s worse than a tanked economy and shaky banks?  Worse even than some leathery bint from the IMF teaming up with the UN to try to disarm every-damn-body except for celebrities and politicians?  This is worse than that:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Still, there must be some laughter even in the Hermit Crab Shack Kingdom, and you’re just the men/women/gerbils to let the world have a giggle when you CAPTION THAT.