Last week we captioned:
A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.
Now, you will vote!
Winners will receive a free non-expense paid trip to Happy Larry-ville, GA where you will enjoy the lumpy guest mattress of your fabulous hosts, BrendaK and Fatwa. You will enjoy mowing their lawn twice a week, and will be treated to the best gruel in the South! With a biscuit! Just one biscuit, mind you. It’s not like we’re made of biscuits, you know.
1914 – In London, the first full-color film, “The World, The Flesh & the Devil,” was shown.
1947 – The first illustrated insurance policy was issued by the Allstate Insurance Company.
1970 – John Wayne won his first and only Oscar for his role in “True Grit.” He had been in over 200 films.
1983 – U.S. Interior Secretary James Watt banned the Beach Boys from the 4th of July celebration on the Washington Mall. He said rock ‘n’ roll bands attract the “wrong element.”
And, you people are demented. In the nicest way, of course.
For your viewing pleasure, please enjoy these rugged rugby guys until tomorrow morning:
And we’ll be back with more Captioning next Friday (provided the management doesn’t lock me out)!
(Voting will be this Sunday, if I can figure out how to do that in this brave new environment.)
It’s Friday Night Captioning!
Y’know what’s worse than a tanked economy and shaky banks? Worse even than some leathery bint from the IMF teaming up with the UN to try to disarm every-damn-body except for celebrities and politicians? This is worse than that:
A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.
Still, there must be some laughter even in the Hermit Crab Shack Kingdom, and you’re just the men/women/gerbils to let the world have a giggle when you CAPTION THAT.
1998 – The Akashi Kaikyo Bridge in Japan opened becoming the largest suspension bridge in the world. It links Shikoku and Honshu. The bridge cost about $3.8 billion.
Happy Birfday, Rabbit!
1932 – After five years of research, professor C.G. King, of the University of Pittsburgh, isolated vitamin C.
1933 – First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt informed newspaper reporters that beer would be served at the White House. This followed the March 22 legislation that legalized “3.2” beer.