Category: Teh Silly

1808 – William “Juda” Henry Lane perfected the tap dance.

1096 – Peter the Hermit gathered his army in Cologne.

Just have a mime then. A celebrity mime.

The arts, politics, religion, living statues and even mimes…we’ll caption anything around here. Got your hopes up yet? Yeah, no, it’s politics again. Sigh.

A Smaller International Teeny Weenie Gesture Than Usually Found

He’s in the news again. Apparently Mr. Weiner feels that he would make a simply MAHvelous major for NYC, and I can’t honestly say that he wouldn’t be a suitable following act for Bloomberg.

He needs our help, though. Our help with a suitable campaign motto — so, please do your part and CAPTION THAT.

(Your hostess, BrendaK, is happily abuzz thanks to a happy time up to Kate’s happy place and the miracle of entirely new and happy Grand Margaritas.)

This Captioning approved by:

The Squidward Institution for Facial Reconstruction

1985 – U.S. Senator Jake Garn of Utah became the first senator to fly in space as the shuttle Discovery lifted off from Cape Canaveral, FL.

1986 – Kellogg’s stopped giving tours of its breakfast-food plant. The reason for the end of the 80-year tradition was said to be that company secrets were at risk due to spies from other cereal companies.

Happy Birfday, Brenda!!!

1967 – The 13-day strike by the American Federation of Radio-TV Artists (AFTRA) came to an end less than two hours before the 39th Academy Awards presentation went on the air.

Happy Birfday, BME!!!

Last week we captioned:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Now, you will vote!

Winners will receive a free non-expense paid trip to Happy Larry-ville, GA where you will enjoy the lumpy guest mattress of your fabulous hosts, BrendaK and Fatwa. You will enjoy mowing their lawn twice a week, and will be treated to the best gruel in the South! With a biscuit! Just one biscuit, mind you. It’s not like we’re made of biscuits, you know.

1914 – In London, the first full-color film, “The World, The Flesh & the Devil,” was shown.

1947 – The first illustrated insurance policy was issued by the Allstate Insurance Company.