Category: Teh Silly

1865 – Outdoor advertising legislation was enacted in New York. The law banned “painting on stones, rocks and trees.”

2002 – Rodney Dangerfield received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1995 – An opera based on the life of tennis player Martina Navratilova premiered at New York’s Carnegie Hall.

1941 – The first paprika mill was incorporated in Dollon, SC.

1906 – The “Census of the British Empire” revealed that England ruled 1/5 of the world.

1901 – Dame Nellie Melba, revealed the secret of her now famous toast.

1907 – In Paris, it was reported that male cab drivers dressed as women to attract riders.

1971 – Two U.S. platoons in Vietnam refused their orders to advance.

Wednesday’s crappy submission. You will like it.

• Gee, I was told that honeymoons only last six days, ’cause seven days makes a whole week.
• Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and fly, fly, fly.
• Sign here, initial there, there and there. Now make me a sammich.
• The sky is falling, the sky is falling. No, really it is.
• Umm, they let me in?
• She’s a disgrace to her fake race.
• I used to get yelled at for whispering, let alone moaning.
• It’s not about you. What makes you think it’s about you?

1976 – Patricia Hearst was convicted of armed robbery for her role in the hold up of a San Francisco Bank.